IAE 2952: Part 1

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1. 00:00:01

   - Liberty, ingenuity, quality: these ideals connect each and every one of us across this vast Empire of stars. As such, I want you all to meet the 2952 Cutter from Drake Interplanetary. Oh, yeah. This ship embodies those ideals that we are truly democratizing space flight. - Who needs to hire talent when the aerospace CEOs are dying to get on camera, eh, Jimmy? ♪ [music] ♪ - It's all about the hardworking people of the UEE.

2. 00:00:54

   That's why we're excited to sponsor the Intergalactic Aerospace Expo 2952! See you in Stanton! What in the unholy hell!? They think I'm dead? Unbelievable! Bob! I cannot believe that they moved on without me! After everything I did for them! Would a call have killed them?

3. 00:01:42

   "Oh, hey, Jax, do you wanna come back, host the show?" Sorry, Jax can't take your call because he's dead! Ah, Bob! Now, I need to take the Corsair. - [Bob] Ha, good one. - Y'know, I came out here to get inspired, and I've just been hanging around, tending to my garden and pillaging and plundering with you lot. - Are you talking to me? - You don't understand, Bob! My bosses have killed me offscreen! I've gotta go back to Stanton. Is this ship flight ready? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jax! You can't have my ship. - C'mon, Bob, you owe me! You stole my Odyssey right when I got to Pyro! - Well, you stole it back! - And then crashed it. - And crashed it. - Fair point.

4. 00:02:30

   Did the boys already chop that new Drake Cutter? - No, I told you, I'm keeping that one. I kinda like it. Handles nice. - Bob, please! - No. - But it's just sitting there! - You know what, Jax? Fine. If it'll keep you out of trouble for a while, you can *borrow* the Cutter. - Thank you, Bob! - I said "borrow"! - Thanks, Bob! - Jax! - Bye! - Don't fly angry! - Are we on? Ah, okay, right. Jax McCleary here. Obviously, I'm not dead! Just thought you should know. Looks like we're going back to Stanton. Here we go! Okay.

5. 00:03:18

   Ah, throttle's over here. Interesting. It does make a little bit more sense. Okay, here we go. [ship accelerates] [Jax laughs]