Wingman's Hangar ep014 . March 29, 2013

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   [Music] welcome to wingman's hanger episode 14 it's me the lamp I bet you weren't expecting me were you I'm just so excited to finally speak to all the Star Citizen fans and supporters you have all been so sweet ever since my first appearance on the 24-hour Marathon now that was a big day wasn't it as promised while wingman is at GDC this week's episode is a retrospective a look back

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   at the show and how far we've come in just 14 weeks perhaps we should start with a look at the humble beginnings of wingman's hanger just two Works in front of a webcam let's take a look all right hey everybody Welcome to the first edition of wingman's nuts welcome to wingman's not nuts but wingman's hanger welcome back to wingman's hanger come on man I'm going to don't you attack my constellation no hey everybody Welcome to wingman's hanger episode five cinko episode six episode seven space Loop YouTube space Loop YouTube We're on YouTube that's right baby it's

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   pretty nice but I think we can do a little bit better do a little bit better what do you mean you don't get this anywhere else this is just happening as we speak is it who hi all citizens Eric wingman Peterson became sick and had to go home so I will host the whole show there's a couple reasons I'd rather be watching her host the show Than Me episode 10 on episode 12 and episode 13 of wingman's hanger the idea is anybody that misses the first wingman's nuts broadcast is going to uh I know what you do me a favor say wingman's not no I I'm in capap capable of saying it kind like fony not being able to say I was I was wingman's nuts wingman's nuts

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   wingman's nuts and we're back and this is episode 14 can you believe we come this far together wingman and the cloud Imperium team have certainly felt your love and we're looking forward to so where is the love for me what's that why is there no love for me I have been here since episode Uno as well who are you again allow me to introduce myself I am Senor mroo wingman's closest comp I beg to disagree I'm his closest friend I sit next to him in his office every every day does he talk to you talk well no typical ombre never talks to his woman but does he talk to you like when does he stop it is always talk talk talk The Man could talk a bull to sleep he he doesn't talk to me I will talk to you

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   senorita we have a show oh yes where were we the overwhelming generosity of Two Amigos yes well just watch this so we sent us some Dead Guy Ale and then have you read this book no what is this ready player one oh my God it's an awesome book thanks shap like before you know it the thank you sir me uh here Mike you're going have this one all right what do we got come on Chris for shine it's Cloud Imperium games thank you very much Andreas dks sandwich holy cookies what better way to raise morale and Welfare than selection of spirits who's got the best fans in the world Ser unbelievable hey everybody sheo and Sanson sent us Health Food wow I got to

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   tell you this is really good and it's shocking my sister get back to the Burgers and Fries man is determined to give everybody diabetes they said think of it as emotional support that's what they said my God before you leave dude seriously $100 to Five Guys Burgers oh my God this is awesome excellence in broadcast hosting he's the host with the most we'll see you in the verse Mike you've got a plaque Pete he's got a plaque after this we'll all be Perma dead the best fans ever thank you guys very much for everything aren't our fans wonderful and buo what more could we ask of them I

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   would ask for moreas well wingman couldn't be here he is ready to take a call from his room at GDC don't tell them I'm here hello wingman it's so nice to talk to you hello lamp long time no see we've missed you here but I understand things are going very well at GDC well it's been really busy out here Chris myself Sandy Jason Brendan Rob we've all been out here having tons and tons of meetings uh people still know about Star Citizen they're excited about it we're featured in the krych booth there's a lot happening out here there's a lot that uh that you guys have helped us create the buzzz it's still going it's pretty amazing really I hear there are some surprises in store for our star citizens oh I might have a couple small things to show um perhaps some citizen cars let's see if we can get that on camera listen

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   to this folks that's right the metal cards are you know at least the first proofs are here talk to Sandy she's got the T-shirt run we're rocking some of the shirts out here some of the guys are wearing them um so they're coming really really soon for everybody oo Star Citizen cards so I'm looking forward to seeing you back at your desk yeah I'm heading back uh soon the show's over this weekend and then obviously we have Easter and be back hard at work Monday well I know you're busy and the team is hard at work while you're away yeah I'm glad to hear that I knew I could trust all you guys where would wingman's hanger be without the cloud Imperium team Eric has helped build a superstar crew and every one of them brings something special to Star Citizen guest and here he is in person

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   hello Chris Olivier hey buddy hi love you I don't think it's actually a word is it farf for vegan Volkswagen yeah it is is it what's it mean well it just means like um have fun with driving kind of like have fun with driving so we were far how say can we say farit wingman's hanger no no okay right so the fans should be banging the kch website telling them they want openg GL man don't tell them I said these are not the Droid you're looking for but maybe you could lease another ship there if you don't if you want to fly a constellation you have a mission that shows up you don't have a constellation there maybe there's a whole uh possibility of partnering with hers uh but UHS hers Ren a citizen well I I got my chest tattooed by two guys at once two

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    you did two wait wait wait wait it was a lot tougher than it sounded trust me Mark Skelton how you doing Mark I'm all right man you comfy over there I'm good reading and writing documents and dropping the fish hook into Chris's ear and ripping out the nuggets from Star Citizen this some tough fishing and so we'll get right to answering these question have you uh what What's happened to my USB adapter uh well I don't know we're right in the middle of shooting forum feedback you were doing for feedback be do bad things dressed in black for a reason right all oh man slimming you know I need to do some of that black stuff maybe you really should yeah I know because cameras add 15 this is I'm really th do you prefer working on smaller or larger ships so does size matter size does

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    matter indeed I actually prefer working on the small ships man so Chris's wife must be happy yeah yeah you know and thank you very much for all that stuff so for the rest of the audience so from now on out I think Juiced fast no no no hey microphone's going microphone's going dead white watches it's perfect things low in sugar oh no no no low in taste okay so the last question are you a tidy Whitey guy or a Loosey Goosey boxer man death death from above above dude that's badass tto fromers um but do please keep sending hamburgers and booze and the veggie version no the nice healthy one oh god dude carot just send a bunch of celery I can see fine I might actually slim up if we're

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    on a if we're on a desert island together all that chasing around the island would you anyway anyway I don't know where this is going why were you called tripod in high school yeah pretty much you probably uh you probably got to get back to work right come on get get out of here if you were in a freezing situation and you were going to have to share a sleeping bag with me me or Mark in 30° weather well I would say both of you guys let's get him sandwich gentl sandwich he's one of us he's one of the star citizens take it off not all of it though just just just the top part wow dude check it out another show yes no no

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    exactly I can do what you can do for feedback and you can look way better doing it too just one last question for you who who is your favorite webcast host of all time well it's got to be you Eric it's it does have to be me you have just earned yourself an entire Riot on the Star Citizen project in a game for like a million dollars a million dollars if you're playing a game less concerned about I'm more concerned about about you who would win in a game of table tennis between you and me for a million dollars God is watching me apparently the devil is too yeah there's a volume switch on your computer I think the default is going to be like Star Wars or Star Trek where you have all the cool pew pew sound effect I think that should be actually the game

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    Pew PE PE PE aren't they just great they are not so much how can you say that I am a microphone so so I listen to them to their endless meetings I think that would be dreamy not if you have to listen to them fart all the time they what oh they think they can be cencio but I can hear everything uh maybe we should get back to the show every month our very own Master thesbian aliser Fitz Smithy offers a dramatic readings a lot too the upcoming issue of jump point good evening or depending on your

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    worldview good afternoon good morning today's story takes us deep within the hurly Bly world of flight operations aboard a UE space carrier fresh meat the deck commander grinned and pointed past a pair of dismantled Hornets to an open grate in the floor of the flight deck seraphim Wing usually gathered underneath the engineering pits even in the bizarre collection of Squadron 42's ragtag Pilots atmo Skippers and lunatic burnouts they considered themselves below deck people and they liked it that way they had also clocked more vanuel kills collectively than any other Wing the new pilot wo between Gruff mechanics wreaking of burnt hydro and

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    ship fluids a small ladder through an open crate LED down to a narrow passageway between the massive bundles of wires and pipes eventually the passage opened into a small intersection crates and power coupling served as chairs for the 15 men and women crammed in the room drinking talking Shadows passed overhead as mechanics stepped through the light from above the pilots turned silence spread like a plague the pilot mechanically held out his transfer orders the nearest Pilot snatched the thin paper and glanced at it she chuckled and passed it along the paper traveled through the wing until it finally landed with calm Armitage old even back then he was a legend among the seram the survival of

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    countless scraps with the vuel and a grumbling Sage to all this is Shen armatage passed the transfer to Aon lot his EXO who immediately crumpled it and threw it in the corner Shin stepped forward and nodded no one moved or spoke an erid screw clattered through the great above and landed in a drink the pilot drank without removing it armatage eyeballed the new pilot it appears Lieutenant Shin here wants to do some damage the story continu using Issue Number Four of jump points I'm Alis Sinclair fit Smithy good evening good afternoon good morning and good night how very exciting he is fancy what

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    how can you tell I can hearer these things you hear them oh see you hear how high his voice goes that's just an English accent fancy don't forget only subscribers received the exclusive jump Point magazine this month the fuel in the crosshairs and an intimate interview with Chief Visionary officer Chris Olivia he is fancy too back to the show since wingman's hanger hangs on the antics of hosts Eric Peterson and friends here's some of our favorite moments from the show oh oh I'm sorry sorry I'm a professional when you want the very best in computer game products it's Logitech all the way I just think that your show could use a little bit more personality

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    over the top bit some more voice inflection that's a pretty fat comment I mean I know right I mean that's a comment on how to make the show better so we're going to just get right to the show right just get on with it nobody puts baby in a corner good God what is it good for well dude no we're buying Margaritas just nothing but pizzas and beer coming over we have weekly weather wizard p Macky he's on the hanger deck Pete how's that weather out there uh there is no weather back to you Eric there is still no weather here Eric we have a few asteroids coming in Eric there's a little turbulence around Uranus Eric nebula's a little bit gassy today Eric that guy will def that guy will definitely be on the show more often than once what else do you do at cloud and FIA that is a good question yeah we we Floy you would like to know

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    the word of the day today is happiness folks hey Wing man you wouldn't by chance have any flamethrowers right here would you no not on me it's the number one hot button topic herma death it goes up here on the old nogan wingman's lights on we're going to go straight from some of the people game character which I'll be for the ability to open up how was the weather there see what I see there's Michael welcome to wingman's hanger episode 12 happy birthday to you happy birthday to you so let's get right to it shall we Forum feedback we'll go on to the Forum Fe feedback Forum feedback where we answer

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    some but never all of your questions Forum feedback feedback baby forum Forum Forum Forum feedback feedback feedback feedback the word of the day is H penis see you later it's just not going to get any [Applause] better that wingman is a funny ombre he sure has a good time too bad he has a Beno n l what oh nothing you seem awfully bitter you would be too if people were spitting on you every day well that's our show for today it's been an exciting ride down memory lane wingman will be back next week with another episode full of laughter and H Jinks until then this is how we say thank you so thank you guys thank you thank

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    you thank you and thanks to the star citizens out there we continue to be grateful for your passion and support thank you to the subscribers for your continued support thanks to everyone but without you subscribers we couldn't do the hanger we couldn't do jump point we couldn't do all this really cool Community stuff so special thanks to you but without the pleasures we wouldn't even be here working so even it's everybody is a big thank you I mean I get it's like it's like you're on your knees at church you're going oh thank you thank you thank you not not that we have to be a church I want to thank you guys all for your continued support we couldn't do the show without you thanks to the subscribers for your continued support we couldn't do the show or bring you jump point or bring you all the exclusive content that we're doing um thanks very much to the pledgers without you we wouldn't even have us a game or company so everybody thank you thank you thank you I mean you just can't say

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    thanks enough and we have to say thank you we can't say that enough we wouldn't be here without you guys absolutely right and and I'm sorry we had to change the name from wingman's nuts cuz that was cool but um we're now going to be wingman's hanger you know if you didn't like something you should probably just keep that to yourself and remember if you want your stuff featured on wingman's Hangover or wingman's hanger not wingman's if you want your stuff featured on Hangover just send it in we'll you know we'll booze it up and as Captain Kirk would say see you in the verse n this as you may recognize as little town

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    called peaksville on a given morning not too long ago the rest of the world disappeared and peaksville was left all alone its inhabitants were never sure whether the world was destroyed and only peaksville left untouched or whether the village had somehow been taken away they were on the other hand sure of one thing the cause a monster had arrived in the village by using his mind he took away the automobiles the electricity the machines because they displeased him and he moved an entire Community back into the Dark Ages just by using his mind now I'd like to introduce you to some of the people in paks phow this is Mr Fremont it's in his Farmhouse that the monster resides and this is Aunt Amy who probably had more control over the monster in the beginning than almost anyone but one day

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    she forgot she began to sing aloud now the monster doesn't like singing so his mind snapped at her and turned her into this vacant thing you're looking at now she sings no more and you'll note that the people in peaksville have to smile they have to think happy thoughts and say happy things because once displeased the monster can change them into a grotesque walking horror this is the monster his name is Anthony Fremont with a cute little boy face and blue guess eyes but when those eyes look at you you'd better start thinking happy thoughts because the mind behind them is absolutely in charge