Whitley’s Guide 2951 IAE Special – Part 2

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1. 00:00:00

   behold the mighty aegis redeemer the once and future next great starship is bristling with uncut firepower the tune of six massive guns and a heaping helping of missiles ready to jam down the gullet of any baddies foolish enough to give you any trouble [Music] today we're set to find out if the infamous redeemer can create as well as it can destroy we've filled this ship's auxiliary fuel tanks with a special paint mixture stay with me so that when i fire the thrusters just so it'll spray stunning swathes of colour across that rooftop which our fleet of mpuvs is turning into

2. 00:00:48

   a giant canvas the idea being to recreate the famous painting tears of fire on a massive scale i'll just do a little bit of that at the bottom finish that off there we go jack smerg cleary ha so with precision controls and the spirit of artistic inspiration on our side it's time to see if this thing makes as good a paintbrush as it does a devastating killing machine here we

3. 00:01:36

   go well that was a bit underwhelming but we all done yet ah right oh holy [ __ ] that is it i've absolutely had it i can't [ __ ] believe this i accidentally plagiarized myself and then i have the goal to think i can

4. 00:02:24

   write the [ __ ] with some over-the-top stunt and it doesn't even bloody work i don't care what the kids like jimmy this is the bloody aegis redeemer i can't believe i thought that using the nastiest gunship to ever make a vandal soil its bio armor would be well served farting paint onto somebody's penthouse i've lost my way jim i don't think it's even about the ships anymore yeah well you hush the show jimmy i'm done you